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Thanks for wanting to send us an e-mail!
We need to let you know that e-mailing us is not really an option. Since this is probably a frustration for you as well as for us, if you'll scroll down, we'll at least tell you why.
The truth revealed:
We are fortunate to have created for ourselves a life beyond Another-Fine-Mess.com.
Since we generally take what people say to us seriously, a different policy would mean that making a response to your e-mail would be in order. And that would take more time than we can spare.
The material in this site is what it is. The wheat and the chaff contained herein might stimulate some useful thinking on your part. If so, we're delighted! If not - if it has only succeeded in arousing disappointment, boredom, anger or outrage - well, it can't be helped. So, in an attempt at good spiritual practice, we have decided to let go of the outcome!
We know that not receiving your responses makes us all the poorer for it.
As an alternative, feel free to e-mail your friends and let them know about Another-Fine-Mess.com. Definitely pass along this newly-acquired frustration we've caused you; and be sure to include any kudos or outrages you feel toward us when you do.
Friends don't let friends express strong reactions without giving them good listening ears! So again, thanks for wanting to respond.
In whatever language is most appealing, we bid you:
Shalom, Salam, Amani, K'é, Rangima'arie, Ashtee . . . . . . . Peace! *
The Staff of Another-Fine-Mess.com
* In order, the languages are: Hebrew, Arabic, Swahili, Navajo, Maori, Farsi, English.
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OH, WOW! THIS IS SO WONDERFUL! WE'VE REVISED OUR POLICY SO NOW YOU CAN EMAIL US!
JUST CLICK ON THE ADDRESS BELOW:
Below, you will find the frustrating email policy we have been following up until now. It therefore may be pointless for you to bother reading it. But we respect our history. We didn't erase it.